Sent to me by one of my mates, yes I do have some mates
A senior citizen bought a brand new C6 Corvette convertible and drove it out of
the salesroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 200kph; enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal to
the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights
flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 240kph, then 250 then 260.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to
catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of
the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, ³Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago
my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.
