Bfit, got to hand it to you mate, your funny. . Tho i have to say, at the moment theyre is a Rotary Rx3 that's smashing the 8 second barrier at the Creek that's anialating the big blocks and supercharged cars. That is no compressor guys. 
Kerosene burners  yes they do run hard 
But not for long, they have been around since the late 60s 
And  they stile don't have that sound about them, That make you think I could run one of those.
Oh and they are two stoke in a fashion 
Really they don't stroke at all that just circulate.
No rotation mass to stop and change direction  that is a tech advance  I guess.
I can't see any one pulling up an asking a girl if she wants a ride in a  car that  sound like a bee hive on streroids 
But you never know.