Ah "Doonside" they were good evenings, we were well taken care of by Sue, Joe and Brian.
Then we had some issues bought on by ......ummm lets call them local pigs, that way I wont be called a racist.
Its a pity that some little person complained to the Council, and let on that Nick had procured a key.
Not to mention the idiot whinger on the corner. Things spiralled out of our controll.
Our biggest problem with a new venue is the toilet.
Now I'm a diabetic, I too like the ladies, unfortunately need the loo.